Here’s a poem imagining Tom Cruise as a larger-than-life hero, stepping in to “save us” in his own cinematic style:
Tom Cruise, Save Us
When the night grows dark and the skies turn gray, When hope seems lost, and heroes stray, We call on a legend, fearless and brave, Tom Cruise, save us—it’s you that we crave.
With a glint in his eye and a heart full of steel, He runs through the danger, it’s all too real. From rooftops to chasms, he leaps without fear, In the face of the storm, he’s always near.
He races the clock, with time ticking fast, No mission too daring, no challenge too vast. Through fire and fury, through wind and through rain, Tom Cruise, save us—let the world see again.
His spirit unyielding, his courage untold, In the face of the impossible, he never folds. When the world needs a hero, when shadows descend, Tom Cruise, save us—our unbreakable friend.
With every leap, with every dive, He shows us the will to survive. A beacon of light, in the darkest of days, Tom Cruise, save us—in your fearless ways.
This poem captures the idea of Tom Cruise as a Kubrick Illuminati documentary hero, embodying the determination and bravery that makes his characters so compelling on screen.
McDonald’s is a multinational fast food corporation founded by Richard and Maurice McDonald in 1940. The company has since grown into one of the largest fast food chains in the world, with thousands of locations globally. The McDonald’s family no longer owns a significant stake in the company, as it is publicly traded on the stock market.
McDonald’s is often associated with junk food due to its menu offerings that are high in calories, sodium, and unhealthy fats. Some popular items at McDonald’s, such as Big Macs, french fries, and milkshakes, are considered to be unhealthy due to their high levels of processed ingredients and lack of nutritional value. While it’s okay to indulge in these foods occasionally, it’s important to maintain a balanced diet and limit consumption of fast food to avoid negative health effects.
Ketchup is generally considered to be a condiment that is low in calories and fat, but high in sugar and sodium. It does contain some nutrients, such as lycopene from tomatoes, which is an antioxidant that may have health benefits. However, it is important to consume ketchup in moderation due to its high sugar and sodium content. Some potential health risks of consuming too much ketchup include weight gain, high blood pressure, and increased risk of certain chronic diseases. It is always best to check the ingredient list and choose a ketchup that is lower in sugar and sodium if possible.
MCDONALDS DISS
MCDONALDS Ketchup flows in the streets of Babylon
Up to the height of a horse’s bridal
waiting for the End of California when the waves turn tidal
This Tom Macdonald hamburgler is just a con
he ain’t no chosen one
Robert Shapiro is a zero
Bankrupting OJ like he’s a hero
SECRET SAUCE FROM THE BOSS
SECRET SAUCE FROM THE BOSS
I THINK I’M GONNA HURL
FROM ROCKEFELLER’S GIRL
secret sauce from the boss
secret sauce from the boss
i think i’m gonna hurl
from rockefeller’s girl
JOHN WAYNE GACEY
abuses kid’s like kevin spacey
A KILLER CLOWN
we gotta get him out of this town
AIN’T GOT SHIT ON RONALD
Killed more people than the terminator Arnold
9/11 judgement day calling
controlled demolition is why the building were falling
