4 Replies to “Boys From East Van: Cruise Control”

  1. U got us all stung by bees, especially Luis.

    Then you abandoned the hood.

    Some friend you are.

    With a friend like you who needs enemies?

  2. He left the hood for Hollywood:

    Verse 1: They call him Tom Cruise, yeah, he’s on the run,
    Jumpin’ off planes like it’s all just for fun.
    Mission Impossible, he’s outta control,
    But I’ll tell you what’s real—ain’t nobody stole the show.

    Chorus:
    Tom Cruise, you’re good, but I got the muse,
    Your stunts are wild, but you can’t refuse,
    This rap right here is gonna break the news,
    I’m the king of the mic, and you got the blues.

    Verse 2:
    Top Gun Maverick, yeah, you’re flyin’ high,
    But can you keep up when the bars don’t lie?
    Scientology, man, that’s kinda odd,
    You’re jumpin’ on couches while I’m spittin’ with God.

    Chorus:
    Tom Cruise, you’re good, but I got the muse,
    Your stunts are wild, but you can’t refuse,
    This rap right here is gonna break the news,
    I’m the king of the mic, and you got the blues.

    Bridge:
    You’re doin’ your thing in the Hollywood scene,
    But when it comes to rap, you know who’s the king.
    Keep runnin’ those miles, keep drivin’ that bike,
    But this rap game’s mine—better take a hike.

    Outro:
    Tom Cruise, I respect your game,
    But in this rap world, it’s a whole new fame.
    You do your stunts, I’ll drop my beats,
    But in the end, man, you’re takin’ back seats.

  3. Here’s a poem imagining Tom Cruise as a larger-than-life hero, stepping in to “save us” in his own cinematic style:

    Tom Cruise, Save Us

    When the night grows dark and the skies turn gray,
    When hope seems lost, and heroes stray,
    We call on a legend, fearless and brave,
    Tom Cruise, save us—it’s you that we crave.

    With a glint in his eye and a heart full of steel,
    He runs through the danger, it’s all too real.
    From rooftops to chasms, he leaps without fear,
    In the face of the storm, he’s always near.

    He races the clock, with time ticking fast,
    No mission too daring, no challenge too vast.
    Through fire and fury, through wind and through rain,
    Tom Cruise, save us—let the world see again.

    His spirit unyielding, his courage untold,
    In the face of the impossible, he never folds.
    When the world needs a hero, when shadows descend,
    Tom Cruise, save us—our unbreakable friend.

    With every leap, with every dive,
    He shows us the will to survive.
    A beacon of light, in the darkest of days,
    Tom Cruise, save us—in your fearless ways.

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